Friday, May 30, 2008

Word from an ADULT(erated) mind





Though I suffer from poor memory, but I can recall (for it was not long ago) that my attitude used to be no less than that of a Megalomaniac (well, the reasons find a place locked in the safe of my ventricular chambers).I was a claustrophobic but with the gradual promotion to the higher tiers of my life, it seems that CLAUSTROPHOBIA does not figure in the dictionary of my character anymore. I am not only ailed from the fear of entrapment in small rooms but also from certain predicaments. Sometimes when you move to a big city the only thing you find big is the CITY itself…Before attaining the age required for adult suffrage, I put the blame of my futilitarian attitude regarding the fate of the country on the “insane” voters of the LARGEST democracy in the world…The word “largest” does seem to dominate “democracy” and make it appear as dwarf, thanks to the inefficient inverted red triangle program also known as the Family Planning Program (if heard of…)Obviously, it is an honor to be called the greatest Democracy. It “sounds” good. I try to shift my belief from that of an atheist to that of an agnostic so that at least I can have an ENTITY to blame my miseries on!!
No doubt that all of us want to be a HERO, but for the greater good of our country, we would have to do away with the “Exhibitionist” attitude. TEAM WORK is the Mantra. India is a land of effervescent people and we would not want her to turn or rather degrade into a country of Saturnine. Unfortunately with the corruption prevalent we might be starting if not already in the process of reaching such a day. With so many antisocial activities happening, I wonder if we are turned into Misanthropists. I can personally feel for our “beloved” and “respectable” Politicians. How well they teach the students the mantra of “self help being the best help” with examples from their own life…A brief mention of Mr. Arjun Singh becomes irresistible for me...He is a nice man. At least all students in Modern India (even those who are not so good at Quant and Math) know the simple calculation [Politics + studies = Arjun Singh]...For the proof of the theorem/equation/whatever it is called, look for the “PTS theorem...Dont panic CAT students...It is “Political theory of Studies” in Modern India...Hopefully a day would come when students in India would learn RSS as an abbreviated form for “Really Simple Syndication” and not…
I am against Homicide, so a possible solution for a weakening democracy that, if I can give, as NSA (hopefully one day) which would be acceptable to both voters and politicians, is to send these politicians to the island of Tristan Da Cunha for a paid vacation (with a surety that no one would follow them for with the RTI dagger on additional expense.)Tax Payers can take heart by envisaging the same as a “1 time Investment”. With no compunctions for AAM junta’s misery, don’t you think they deserve a trip? Mayans foretold that the world would come to an end on 21st December 2012.Well, in case this warning, inferred from Long Count, is to be believed I would not like the archaeologists and anthropologists of the next Human Race to characterize this one on the basis of what they find out about these “Kind Hearted MEN OF HONOUR”